Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Hilarious! Naija and Monetary Issues

A girl missed her period 2 months ago, her mum took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrased, her Mum said; “Who is the bastard that got you pregnant?”

The girl picked up her phone and made a call, An hour later, a young handsome man drove in with a ferarri.

“Good evening” The man greeted. Your daughter told me the problem in this house. I can't marry for now because of my family issue but I promise to take care of her for the rest of her life.

If she gives birth to a girl, I promise to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and $1M If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in a countryside, 5 jeeps, 2 factories and $5M to be paid into her account. If it's twins, I'll just do anything she asked But if their's any miscarriage, what do you suggest i do?

The girl's father silently patted the youngman on his shoulder and said; “My son, if there is Miscarriage, just sleep with her again”

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